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Will they be the next 'Vinnifer'? Will they? Will they?

One minute you're twirling sugar into your morning cup of joe, and the next, you're gasping at Brad Pitt's body in the latest issue of People.  Oh, and look here's Vince and Jennifer on the cover of US Weekly.  Who brings these magazines in?  I never read them except when in line at the supermarket or here in the office kitchen.  It's crack man.  Celebrity gossip crack.  Read one column and you're clawing through the mag for the next juicy article, or for more photos of scantily clad 'who's anorexic this week' actresses.  Gimme Gimme.

Dave Navarro and Jenna Jameson?  Um, isn't she still married?  When did he and Carmen Electra break up?  How come I'm always the last to find out...and is he going to replace that Carnen tattoo with "I really dig porn stars over you"?

LC and Jason are over...Kristin and Brenna have split.  Coincidence?  I think not!

And YES, Britney is looking nasty and ready to burst.  I really don't think she needs the creamy, frothy Frappaccino that she's holding.  Oh wait, it's almost finished.  Nevermind, too late.

Whaaa...look at Denise Richards and Richie Sambora tanning on the beach.  Poor Heather.  I really thought they were going to make it.  Ten years and you leave the star of Dynasty and TJ Hooker for a Playboy playmate.  Granted, a hot Playboy playmate.  But still...  Well I suppose she has some credits to her...there was Wild Things and Starship Troopers.  Now that's what I call acting!

Vince proposed to Jennifer?!
   Eeekkk, NO WAY jose.

I began flipping pages frantically looking for a picture of the rock.  Bigger than Brad's ring...I gotta SEE THIS.  Just then someone stepped into the kitchen behind me.  I glanced over to see if they were looking my way.  Don't let them see you sweat.  Step away from the magazines Kimmie, step away now.  

"Morning!!!"  I sang out, smiling brightly as I backed away from the counter. 

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